had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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