smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Just pee around me
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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