David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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