So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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