dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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