i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Randomize