you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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