Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
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We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
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We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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