Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
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