He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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