we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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