no you cant smoke seaweed
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
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But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
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Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
All I want is dick and wine.
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