two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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