bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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