I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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