I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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