But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
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