Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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