Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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