I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
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No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
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Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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