Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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