K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
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just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
ttyl tear gas
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
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Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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