Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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