So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
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I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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