If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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