I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
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making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
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We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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