just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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