it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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