I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
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