your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
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