fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Will exercising make me less horny?
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