is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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