Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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