well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Pooping to opera.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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