Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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