Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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