Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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