Whoa Z and x make the same sound
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Naked. naked and bneed help.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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