I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
They have beer where we have blood.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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