I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Damn victory sex feels great
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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