I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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