My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
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Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
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the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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