he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
The feeling are messing with the penis
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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