what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
i believe in u and ur pee
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