I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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