I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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