Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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