I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
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He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
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You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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