My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
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What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
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I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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