how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
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