You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
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there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
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He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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