Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
