YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Randomize
