i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
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When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
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I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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