Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Randomize
