For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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