I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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