He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
the night ended with taco bell and tears
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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