i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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